For the record, I thought a lot of very profound things at work today. I get paid for that. But inbetween the day’s brilliant thoughts are all those random things that go through your mind that you mostly don’t remember and which seem to serve as little mini-vacations – or maybe minor strokes.
- You never get a red light when you need a minute to fumble around with something in the car.
- Is it karma when an HR person gets laid off? How come they didn’t figure out how to insulate themselves from that virus when they created it?
- It’s OK for you to wear flip flops at work if your boss does, even if the dress code forbids it.
- I think I might be able to wash this dry-clean only dress.
- Nothing unifies a team more than a common enemy.
- You don’t need permission to create something!
- I would embarrass myself if anyone heard my iPod when I work out.
- How can I have just been looking at my iPhone and not know what time it is?
- It’s OK, fidgiting burns calories.
- You might be killing a plant one leaf at a time, but you can’t throw it out until it’s totally dead…just in case.
- We should all do shot-pull yells when finish our projects.
- But if I tear the label out it will be harder to identify the front of the shirt.
- A lot of smart people sit back thinking good things will just appear on their doorstep.
- There are no new ideas; just old ideas connected in new ways.
- Wearing dark sunglasses is almost like being invisible.